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#10163

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March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!

#10162

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March 4, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//later Student (describing feeling): I won. Katz: I lost The Game. Hui: I lost The Game. Roberts: What is this Game thing? You all need to stop saying that, because that's the most annoying thing ever. //later Student (to Roberts): You know you lost The Game, right?

#10161

77

March 4, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//Roberts talks about her stress and exhaustion Hui: You can take a nap. Roberts: But I'm teaching you guys! Hui: We can also take naps. //later Hui: I can teach the class. Roberts: I'm sure you guys are all great teachers.

#10160

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March 4, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."

#10159

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March 4, 2022, 3:47 p.m.

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Rose: I won't say this is illegal, but this calculus has been suppressed in every textbook.

#10158

1717

March 4, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Logic Mr. Rose: Think about when you go to a pool, and there's like, pool rules. There's just so many rules! Pool Rules 1. No running 2. No jumping 3. No glass bottles 4. No knives 5. No dogs 6. No skateboarding 7. No guns Mr. Rose: But each of these rules restricts one of your freedoms to do something. Mr. Rose: So if you want to have a fun pool party, you'd go to a Florida pool. FL Pool 1. No automatic weapons

//mod note: see 10156

#10156

1919

March 4, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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// talking about how pools dont allow knives and guns and stuff Rose: Not to be a crazy libertarian or anything, but more rules is more restrictions on our freedom!

#10155

1717

March 4, 2022, 2:37 p.m.

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//Beginning of Rao Pd.9 Diego: I hate odd days because I have to go to english

#10154

1313

March 4, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?

#10153

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March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.