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⚐ Report// AP gov class, discussing the presidency Student: The age maximum should be like 60 years old. What if the president dies in office?
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⚐ Report//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.
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⚐ Report// pd 3 biology duval: why are you in this classroom? because you need biology to graduate. is that your question, jeremy?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The point I'm trying to make here is- *notices a suspicious rattling noise coming from the window by the door* *walks over, squints, and places his hand on the whiteboard resting on the inside of the window* *rattling stops, Schwartz lifts his hand, and he goes back to his lesson like nothing was ever wrong*
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⚐ Report//Schwartz has written four expressions on the board, labeled by the letters A, B, C, and Z. Schwartz: *Points to Z* So, for Zebra... *class suggests other words starting with z* Jonathan: Zulu. That's a language, right? Sean: Yeah it is. It's also an ethnic group. Jerry Song: Wait, I thought Zulu was a streaming service! Sean: That's Hulu... Sean: And I thought I was the least cultured person here...
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⚐ Report// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!
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⚐ Report//kyei qotd is how many siblings everyone has Jet: I have an older brother, he's 30 Kyei: shoot, this man has 2 dads