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#9436

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Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#9435

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Nov. 29, 2021, 12:21 p.m.

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Kirk talking about interest: There are two ways to entice or deceive a customer based on interest. Sophia: Threaten their lives. Kirk (red faced): So there are three ways to entice or deceive a customer.

#9434

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Nov. 29, 2021, 9:24 a.m.

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The swim coaches drugged my daughter- Hinkle

Apparently this was some business with red dye allergies. We heard a lot about it

hinkle

#9433

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Nov. 29, 2021, 9:22 a.m.

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*In mathphys* John: I wish it was "Inside Out" but with my head Dhruv: You mean the horror movie?

#9432

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Nov. 29, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.

#9431

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Nov. 28, 2021, 9:12 p.m.

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//part of a long conversation over discord fred: Michael that does not change the fact that you are literally going to burn your house down vijay: can you buy home insurance on someone else's home? fred: Can you buy life insurance on someone else's life? vijay: i have a new startup idea... fred: No you don't vijay: i do

#9430

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Nov. 25, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// Every Orchestra class Roberts: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

#9429

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Nov. 24, 2021, 2:52 p.m.

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// rao period 9 Alexei: Hey, look at that board. It say "FEAR ME" Armand: What if we just removed the F, so that it just said "EAR ME"

#9428

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Nov. 23, 2021, 10:24 p.m.

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// rao pd. 9, reading julius caesar // uriel is playing decius and decides to read his part in a very high-pitched voice rao: uriel, you're not playing a woman! class: *dies of laughter*

//mod note: glad to see p9 rao english 10 is upholding a long standing tradition of potentially making her regret her life decisions (for legal reasons this is a joke)

uriel, rao, english

#9427

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Nov. 23, 2021, 8:12 p.m.

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Rose: Stop being annoying! That's a blanket rule, for all of you, for the rest of the year.