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⚐ Report// Anal 1 exam last minute cram session, student decides to ask about integrals and curves despite not being on the exam Student: Mr. Schwartz, how would you find the area... Schwartz: NOPE. I have NO CLUE what you're talking about. Student: -under the curve... Schwartz: That's silly! Student: What about the asymptotes... Schwartz: *We're not there yet.* Shhhhhhhh!
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⚐ Report//about how Rose teaches Jamie: he talks to himself, and we're just sitting in the classroom
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⚐ Report// Random discussion about food Gabaree: You don't like olives? Student: I just don't like them, they're too black. Wait that sounds wrong.
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⚐ Report// More polling Gabaree: The thing about internet polls is that you are kind of selecting who is taking it. Gabaree: I guess if you use facebook, you'll find a lot of old people. // Later Gabaree: Internet polls are more accurate. Gabaree: We know people are more honest on the internet because of the stuff they say on it.
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⚐ Report// Talking about polling Gabaree: So which one is the most expensive? Student: The cell, because you have to buy the cell phone.
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⚐ ReportLodal: What's the point of the homework? It's a threat. It's an implicit threat.
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⚐ Report// preparation for oral Subayi: If I see you butchering these words, I will butcher your grade.