#12838

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:50 p.m.

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Rose: this is the kind of thing that will piss off Schafer, but this is America, so we are measuring sound in feet per second

#12837

66

Jan. 16, 2024, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I’m starving Saanvi: do you want a kind bar Rose: NO! I’m saving it up for my lunch special! What part of that do you not understand!? //later Rose: i’m really hungry Rose: what kind of bar were you gonna give me? Rose: *takes bar from Saanvi*

#12836

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:46 p.m.

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Eric Yang: why blairbash still down

#12835

99

Jan. 5, 2024, 11:54 p.m.

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Smolen: that's how you pick up a person!

#12834

68

Jan. 5, 2024, 4:29 p.m.

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Eric: I want to take Math Phys, but I still have a PE requirement. Eric: I should be able to replace Math Phys Study Hall with PE. Eric: PE and Math Phys Study Hall are basically the same class anyway.

#12833

66

Jan. 5, 2024, 4:25 p.m.

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Michael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!

#12832

04

Jan. 5, 2024, 3:33 p.m.

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#Clay 9th period Kevin: “Aesop’s fables? Is that like a YouTube channel?”

#12831

44

Jan. 5, 2024, 2:36 p.m.

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Marxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.

#12830

22

Jan. 5, 2024, 1:47 p.m.

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Jacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.

#12829

44

Jan. 5, 2024, 1:44 p.m.

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// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.