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#12695

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Dec. 8, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Losekamp: Do you have to make sacrifices to raise a child? Student: You lose sleep Losekamp: You lose sleep? Oh no! I like sleep. I must not have thought this [his wife's pregnancy] thru very well. //later Losekamp: I'm not going to be around to teach you guys later in the year. ... Yeah, it's just because I want to avoid you guys. Diego: You saw me on the first day and decided "oh, I need to avoid this guy, I need to have a child." //later Losekamp: [paraphrased] When I married my wife, she might not have wanted kids, so while I wanted kids, I knew I might have to accept another option ... Diego: Cheating on her? Losekamp: I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.

#12694

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Dec. 8, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Sky: why is there a sex tag on blairbash Sky: people who are on blairbash have no sex anyways.

#12693

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Dec. 8, 2023, 7:44 a.m.

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Saanvi: stop making love to your computer!

#12692

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Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 p.m.

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//Right before Rose test Eric: I feel like tests shouldn't be called KCs but instead it should be called GFs because it's a grade funeral Yongle: GFs? like girlfriends? Yongle: something i will never have? Yongle: actually that's great if tests are called GFs Yongle: then i'll never have them.

#12691

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Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.

#12690

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Dec. 7, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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Henry: Mather? I hardly know 'er!

#12689

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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Jacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.

"Next, Baptism is frequently allegory'd... allegorical?"

jacobs

#12688

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.

#12687

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Glenn: Adulting is overrated guys! // Later Glenn: I made it till 24 until I realized I had to be adulting. Glenn: What's the rush? Be 16! Do stupid things! Glenn: Not too stupid obviously.

#12686

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:23 p.m.

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Lodal: Girl dad? Question mark? Shop now? *demonic wease*