#7328

1717

March 16, 2018, 9:32 a.m.

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//Pd 2 Stat Stein: Disjoint, like what a pothead offers you.

#7327

88

March 15, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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Student: Why do you have a "book face" sticker on your laptop? Mr. Gonzalez: It's a facebook sticker that I.. rearranged

#7323

911

March 14, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//MBMT Guts round testing Chris: (really loudly) YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE A DERIVATIVE!

#7322

2121

March 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.

#7321

79

March 14, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Pham enters SRP period 2 Pham: I was at the Chinese grocery store and I saw this mom with some kids, and they come over and say, "Hello Mr. Pham!" She said she from the B block 5 years ago. How they still remember me? Then she say, "Let me pay for you!" And I say, "No it's okay!"

#7319

66

March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving

#7318

1313

March 13, 2018, 3:52 p.m.

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//Kevin Qian has pandas stacked on his head //Rose looks at him with interest and walks over //Favid tries to stack the huge panda on his head but fails Rose: All people are learning. Some people are learning combinatorics. Some people are ... learning.

#7317

1919

March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.

#7316

110120

March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

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*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

#7314

614

March 9, 2018, 11:30 p.m.

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Clay: Yes, he was an artist and a rappist - no no no I meant rapper. Class: Rapist?! What