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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Andy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.

#9899

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Feb. 3, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// AP gov class, discussing the presidency Student: The age maximum should be like 60 years old. What if the president dies in office?

#9898

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Feb. 3, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: he's in the great boxplot in the sky

#9897

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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Street: The abuse is so much more effective when it's in person.

#9896

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.

#9895

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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// pd 3 biology duval: why are you in this classroom? because you need biology to graduate. is that your question, jeremy?

#9894

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:06 a.m.

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Schwartz: The point I'm trying to make here is- *notices a suspicious rattling noise coming from the window by the door* *walks over, squints, and places his hand on the whiteboard resting on the inside of the window* *rattling stops, Schwartz lifts his hand, and he goes back to his lesson like nothing was ever wrong*

#9893

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:04 a.m.

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Schwartz: OIGOIG. Odd is good, odd is great! Schwartz: Corollary: Even sucks!

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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//Schwartz has written four expressions on the board, labeled by the letters A, B, C, and Z. Schwartz: *Points to Z* So, for Zebra... *class suggests other words starting with z* Jonathan: Zulu. That's a language, right? Sean: Yeah it is. It's also an ethnic group. Jerry Song: Wait, I thought Zulu was a streaming service! Sean: That's Hulu... Sean: And I thought I was the least cultured person here...

#9891

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Feb. 3, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!