#5424

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March 19, 2015, 2:36 p.m.

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Klein: And on Valentine's day, we give each other mutilated plant genitals and go "Hey, put this in a vase and watch them wither away and die," because that's what love is!

#5423

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March 18, 2015, 9:22 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: "Are you doing any work in ModSim" has about the same truth value as "Is Sachin here."

#5422

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March 18, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Pham: Oh, one more thing about the chem R&E interview. This VERY important: don't cry!

#5421

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March 17, 2015, 11:29 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry at the beginning of the semester. Pham: Benjamin? Ben N.: I prefer to be called Ben. //Later Pham: Benjamin? Ben M: I also prefer to be called Ben. Pham: No! You Benjamin, he Ben.

#5420

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March 16, 2015, 10:43 p.m.

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//Freshman Block A chem. Pham: I know you guy don't want to hear me talk. Half of you I know don't like me. All I talking about is what--? Crap! Pham: But you know the other half who listen to me talk crap; they get into what--? A good college!

#5419

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March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!

#5418

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March 15, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Cuadrado //See #5414 for background Cuadrado: We will watch a movie today, since I'm starting to get sick of you guys.

#5415

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March 13, 2015, 8:08 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Precalc Giles: OK, so this thing up here is a right angle. Partially because it looks like a right angle, but mostly because it's a right angle.

#5414

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March 12, 2015, 10:57 p.m.

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//PARCC assessment season //The late bell rings for Pd. 5, and Sra. Cuadrado struts into the room, smiling almost deliriously Sra. Cuadrado: "Why HELLO my dear period 5, we meet again! It's been so LONG since I've seen you!" Various students: "...Sí, Sra. Cuadrado" Sra. Cuadrado: (laughs) "Ok, enough of that. I've been seeing you far too much recently."

#5413

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March 12, 2015, 10:15 p.m.

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//Pham assigned Chapter 5 Homework the day before this takes place //Block B Chem Pham: Anyone have question on homewok? Student: Which one? Chapter 5? Other Student: Boi! Are you smoking weed? Pham: Guy guy, don't insult people like that. Really it not funny. Don't joke about things like that. It okay to be nerd. In da future he going to be your boss and get all the girls. *Class laughs* Other Student: Okay.