#5231

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Oct. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

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// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.

#5230

35

Oct. 21, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

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//In french class there was a sub Sub: What were the adjectives used to describe the different animals and meats in the passage? Ari: Living. Sub: Yeah, living or dead, I guess. //People start laughing //After a couple answers Sub: Oh, and we missed living. //More laughter Sub: Would you care to tell us what's so funny back there? Ari: Uh...um...it's a long story. Sub: Ok, keep it to yourself, but pay attention.

#5229

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Oct. 21, 2014, 9:08 a.m.

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// Email from Mr. Norton Subject: Urgent Message!!! Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 11:40:43 PM Body: Dear class, Until further notice I have none of the files I have been using for class available to me. Everything for all my classes is on a purple flashdrive that I have been keeping in a nondescript white envelope folded into thirds with a clip on it. This flashdrive has been misplaced, so every Powerpoint, Word document, or other file associated with all my classes is lost until further notice. I did not back up these files. Best wishes, Mr. Norton

#5228

55

Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.

#5227

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Oct. 20, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.

#5226

913

Oct. 18, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

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//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.

#5225

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Oct. 18, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

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Student: Were the Han the same as the Huns? Mogge: No, they were a different group from Central Asia...do you know what you have to do with the Huns? //silence as everyone looks at each other Mogge: You have to get down to business.

#5224

513

Oct. 16, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

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//Monday in Symphonic Band: //Richard K. is holding a form Cynthia: Hey, what form is that? Richard: A form to sell my soul Cynthia: If you sell your soul I just might buy it Richard: Wait, why would you want my soul? Cynthia: *witch cackle* Michael Y.: You'd make a very good actress; that was like the perfect witch laugh Richard: No, you don't get it, that's her actual laugh

#5223

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Oct. 16, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

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// Flower dissection lab Norton: Who's allergic to flowers? Student: Um, I am. Norton: You should snort this pollen.

#5222

66

Oct. 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone done copying down the questions?" (Loosely uniform "yes" from most of the class) Alex Mel.: "No" Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone that I care about done copying down the questions?"