#4377

610

Jan. 5, 2013, 7:12 p.m.

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//During Lunch Soumya is calling Ben Holland racist for no apparent reason Ben Holland: I'm not racist, I'm white.

#4376

1111

Jan. 5, 2013, 2:14 p.m.

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//Early in the morning, outside of POE Kirkendall: So, you know how annoying the horny couples who make out in the hallways are? Well, this morning, I discovered something even more annoying: husky horny couples who make out in the hall! It's just as obnoxious, but with twice the surface area for blocking the hall! Evan: That's actually hilarious. Kirkendall: No, it's awful.

#4375

2731

Jan. 4, 2013, 6:53 p.m.

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Klein: If you make a threat, you have to be willing to carry it out. Student: What if you carry it out without making it? Mike: Then you're Pham.

#4374

1414

Jan. 4, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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Avikar: Ashu, that's as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Ashu: Wait, but that's useful if you smoke, right?  I don't get it.

#4373

33

Jan. 3, 2013, 9:43 a.m.

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//George is playing a word game //The clue says: "Not too deep" Patrick Shan: Asian! George Wu: Don't be a dick!

#4372

1822

Jan. 2, 2013, 6:05 p.m.

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Ethan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die.  It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.

#4371

1010

Jan. 2, 2013, 4:43 p.m.

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Giles: I don't have anything against FOIL. Eric: FIRST OUTSIDE LAST...wait. Giles: Eric can't spell FOIL.

#4369

1214

Dec. 25, 2012, 6:09 p.m.

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Hannah He: So this girl in my World class was surprised I was a magnet because apparently all magnets get good grades, but I explained it to her. I told her, "Yeah, I'm a female magnet. Too bad I'm not lesbian."

#4367

26

Dec. 20, 2012, 11:55 p.m.

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//On the bus home Naeem: Today I got scarred for life! My sister showed me pictures... of seeds, coral, and chocolate.

#4366

4547

Dec. 20, 2012, 11:42 p.m.

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Rose: To better understand your generation, I decided to watch some anime... I was wondering, what is up with Japanese people and their obsession with 13 year old girls?