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⚐ ReportStudent: What were you doing in Bolivia, anyway? Mr. Grossman: Oh, I was running a drug cartel.
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⚐ ReportPham: Do you know what the objective of life is? Student: To die? Pham: Exactly.
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⚐ Report//Kaluta is showing Mat Sci kids examples of shoe parts for their upcoming shoe-making project. He takes out a half-shoe, cut lengthwise. Kaluta: So this was cut on the band saw. Used. I think a kid left it in the R&E room, and Mr. Templin got really mad about it, and cut it in half... You guys remember Mr. Templin?
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⚐ ReportHorne: Playing pool could come in very handy when you're in college. If you're a girl - Sabrina: You can pick up guys? Horne: Screw the guys! You can pick up their wallets!
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⚐ ReportHinkle: So back when I used to teach at this school, it was a pretty scary place. All the teachers were women, so of course they wanted me to break up the fights. So this one time, these two boys were fighting, and I tried to stop them, and somehow, my fist just *happened* to hit one of the guys in the face...The fight stopped immediately, and I got a rep pretty quickly. Later that week, I'm told I have a meeting with the principal about the fight. So, of course I'm *starts biting his nails*... I walk in, and the secretary goes, "He'll see you now." and I'm like *crosses himself* 'cause I know I'm gonna get the boot. I walk in, and he says to me, "Hinkle, nice job with the fight."
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⚐ ReportHinkle: You guys know, the curriculums are all pre-written, every day planned out, for some classes. The big guys get together and decide, "On day one they'll do this, on day two they'll do that, and on day seven they'll-" Nadia: Rest? Hinkle: Take a test! *cackles*