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#4291

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Nov. 8, 2012, 12:22 p.m.

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//In 3rd period Bryan Chung: I'm so tired, I got no sleep last class.

#4288

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Nov. 1, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

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Student: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.

#4287

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Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?

#4286

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Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4282

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Oct. 27, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

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//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"

#4281

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Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.

#4276

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Oct. 25, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

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Klein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.

#4275

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Oct. 25, 2012, 7:35 a.m.

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//Simeon is playing a football game on his iPod. //Clare then takes the iPod from Simeon in the middle of the game. Simeon: Hey! You're going to make me lose. Clare: But I scored, see, it says touchdown. Simeon: The other team scored...

#4273

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Oct. 24, 2012, 1:39 p.m.

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Conner: I know karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Taekwondo, and other Japanese words.

#4272

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Oct. 23, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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//Raanan is asking Alan Du a question about how to do something on a Mac Alan: (while logging into a Mac) I don't know, I don't use Macs.