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⚐ ReportStudent: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.
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⚐ ReportPham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?
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⚐ Report//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"
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⚐ Report//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.
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⚐ ReportKlein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.
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⚐ Report//Simeon is playing a football game on his iPod. //Clare then takes the iPod from Simeon in the middle of the game. Simeon: Hey! You're going to make me lose. Clare: But I scored, see, it says touchdown. Simeon: The other team scored...
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⚐ Report//Raanan is asking Alan Du a question about how to do something on a Mac Alan: (while logging into a Mac) I don't know, I don't use Macs.