#4181

55

Sept. 2, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

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//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.

#4180

15

Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.

#4179

13

Sept. 1, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

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Pham: You know how much Mars rover cost? Thomas: 2.5 billon. Pham: That right! Billion! With a B! Not million, million mean cheap!

#4178

37

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

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Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?

#4177

5052

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...

#4176

1010

Aug. 30, 2012, 4:55 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.

#4175

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Aug. 30, 2012, 12:08 a.m.

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//Talking about the closed campus lunch policy Schafer: If you were actually paying attention to the video yesterday, there are only 5 valid reasons you can use to sign out of school. ...although, that doesn't mean you should use that to go see the doctor whose office is in Chipotle.

#4174

1010

Aug. 29, 2012, 11:52 p.m.

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Ravilious: Can anyone tell me where that picture in the back is from? //Ravilious points at a printed picture at the back of the room Viju: The dollar store.

#4173

381435

Aug. 29, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

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// Stein is explaining Calc Chat to the Mag Analysis 1A class, and decides to try the live calculus chat for the first time. The chat went as follows: Calc Assistant Marie: Welcome to Calc Chat Live Help, Please provide the following: Textbook name, Edition, Chapter, Section, and Exercise you are working on. Please be patient, you will be served in the order that you requested service. Stein: Calculus 4th edition Calc Assistant Marie: What chapter, section, and exercise number? Stein: Chap 5 section 1 problem 78 Calc Assistant Marie: Sorry, we're only allowed to help with odd numbered exercises. Is there a similar odd problem I can help you with? Stein: But my teacher assigns the even problems. Can I pay you for those answers? Calc Assistant Marie: That's why we're not allowed to help with even numbered problems, we don't want to help students cheat on graded assignments. Stein: It's not cheating if I pay you. Calc Assistant Marie: Still cheating. Have a good rest of your day. // Calc Assistant Marie then promptly disconnected...

#4172

1616

Aug. 29, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy ever swallow goldfish before? Class: No... Pham: I did it in college to get into the fraternity. You just get a lot of water and swallow it. //5 minutes later Pham: I tell you that story so you don't do stupid thing in the future. Lot of stupid thing in college.