#4087

68

April 16, 2012, 4:06 p.m.

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//In Software Design Hammond: You can actually get Puzzlepalooza shirts that are in different sizes than the ones specified on the sheet, we just didn't think about putting it on. Hammond: Just write it in for the size. James S.: So you don't have to wear pants!

#4086

02

April 16, 2012, 2:44 p.m.

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Patrick: Can you think of anything stupid I've said? //Elizabeth laughs. Patrick: No laughing!

#4084

26

April 16, 2012, 2:39 p.m.

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Elizabeth: I don't have any quotes on Blairbash.

#4083

99

April 14, 2012, 12:48 a.m.

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Jacob: I've found that I don't need to tell jokes myself for everyone to hear them anymore. See what you do is, you tell the joke to Patrick, and he immediately goes about the room telling it to everyone. I suck at delivery anyways.

#4082

46

April 13, 2012, 11:43 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!

#4081

1414

April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Mr. Horne had just been talking about someone who suggested eating babies. Patrick: What's wrong with eating babies? Thomas: It's killing them which is the bad part. //When conversation ends Patrick: Now I'm hungry.

#4080

55

April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Discussing Clinton v. NY Swaney: What is this case about? I'll give you a hint: What did Clinton enjoy for two years? And the answer is not Monica Lewinsky.

#4079

55

April 12, 2012, 1:58 p.m.

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//Discussing landmark case for supreme court. Max: My favorite case is Mapp v. Ohio. //Max is doing Miller v. California Max: Oh, I'll do this one. Swaney: Yeah, you sure like the porn ones. //On Ashcroft v. ACLU Patrick: Max should be doing this one. Max: Nah, child porn is not cool. Swaney: Is it because you're a child now? Patrick: Mr. Swaney that carries some unfortunate implications about Max when he is an adult.

#4078

77

April 12, 2012, 1:40 p.m.

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//Talking about trombones Roberts: 5th position is the worst position ever made Patrick Shan: That's what s- Roberts: For trombones.

#4077

814

April 10, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay walks into freshmen chemistry exhausted during loaf time. Clay: Sorry to interrupt. Lodal: It's OK, we haven't started yet. Clay: Michael left his paper waaay downstairs, as far from this room as possible. //He hands it to Michael and is half way out the door. Michael: This isn't my paper. //Clay stares at Michael for a long time. Clay: Thank you. //Clay snatches the paper and leaves.