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#3330
2329
⚐ ReportYessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.
#3329
214234
⚐ Report//at National Science Bowl, all teams are sitting in an assembly. Blair is in the front row. Pham is sitting with his laptop. Dude from adjacent team: Hey, could you guys move over one seat? Blair students: Okay, sure. Pham (without looking up): Ten dolla. Dude from adjacent team: ??? Pham (still not looking up): You pay ten dolla and then we move! //Blair students rearrange without Pham's participation //later Competition person: Thank your coaches for their hard work, dedication, and attention! //Pham rotates his laptop to show Blair kids that he's been playing minesweeper, grins, and continues his game
#3328
2020
⚐ Report//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.
#3327
1212
⚐ Report//at National Science Bowl, trying to describe a student in block D Pham: What his name, I forget. He look like typical Asian face.
#3326
22
⚐ Report//at National Science Bowl Pham: When you guy start to play the other team, I go back to my room to sleep.
#3325
97103
⚐ Report//while taking a picture of all teams at National Science Bowl Photographer (to Blair team): On the side, could you move in please? Pham (under his breath): It so we not look fat. //later Photographer: Cross your legs in the front row! Pham (loudly): There no female first row, why they have to cross legs! //The coach of a team from Alabama turns around and gives Pham a long, dirty look //later Photographer: Smile and everyone wave at me! Pham (under his breath): Throw something at him.
#3324
1010
⚐ Report// During Thermo, Rajan and Kendix are presenting manure power as an energy source Nathan Ng: What does PETA think of this? Rajan: No more questions! Schafer: Whoa, whoa, hold on. That's actually an interesting question. Rajan: Well... (gives some common-sense explanation) Schafer: No, no, you got it all wrong! You're looking at it from a logical viewpoint. What they're going to say is that you're enslaving the animals and stealing what's rightfully theirs. Doyung: They're entitled to their poop!
#3323
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⚐ Report//The tubas were having difficulty hitting a note, so Ms. Roberts (MRob) gave them some advice. Ms. Roberts: You just have to push! Push, like... like you're giving birth through your instrument! Class: O.O -awkward laughter- Ms. Roberts: ...Okay, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...