Search Quotes
#11605
2020
⚐ ReportSahu: "I have genetically engineered a 5-year-old who can do this and nothing else."
#11604
1214
⚐ ReportDiego: My old headphones, if you hit it once, it pauses, if you hit it twice, it skips the song, and if you hit it three times, it raises or lowers the volume depending on which ear you tap. Diego: On my new headphones, when I hit it once, sometimes it pauses, sometimes it changes the volume, and sometimes it calls my mom.
#11603
1313
⚐ ReportBlaha: How do I say this without making the administration look stupid? Blaha: The administration is stupid.
#11601
1212
⚐ Report// orgo field trip O’Donovan: Does everyone have a seat on the bus? O’Donovan: If not, we can tie you to the top of the bus. There’s lots of fresh air.
#11600
1212
⚐ Report//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...
#11599
77
⚐ Report//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.
#11598
88
⚐ ReportBosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.
#11597
1012
⚐ ReportAnderson: There's no milk in space. Raun: There's the Milky Way! Anderson: If anyone doesn't know this, I'm sorry to ruin it for you: Anderson: ... the Milky Way isn't actually made of milk. Isaiah: Inconcievable! Sean: Heretic!
#11596
35
⚐ ReportJerry Song: *sneezes* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: Thanks. Jsong: *sneezes again* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: I have been blessed by The Sean. Jsong: A life of prosperity awaits.