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#13024
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⚐ ReportHinkle: I know that you all live in Montgomery County, so you think agriculture doesn't exist.
#13023
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⚐ ReportOstrander: There's this thing about humanity, that if someone is talking to you, you can show respect by making eye contact Ostrander: and if you look away from them, and stare at your computer, it shows that you don't care about what they're saying. Ostrander: It's okay. You'll learn about it later, when your kids ignore you.
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⚐ ReportLiterally Nobody: Tyler He: I'm so smart bro Rose: You're so sensitive. You always want credit or something
#13021
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⚐ ReportGlenn: What do insects like flies decompose in my yard? Student: A corpse! Glenn: Sure! No corpses in my yard though, I'm pretty sure. What else? Student: Poop and waste! Glenn: Yes! I'm not pooping in the yard, mind you!
#13019
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Why is wisconsin funny? //later Glenn: Ever chew on those cheese curds that go EER EER EER EER EER EER? Glenn: that's a thing in Wisconsin Sai: Wiscansin. Glenn: Wiscansin.
#13018
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⚐ ReportDelaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!
#13017
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⚐ ReportKripa: Hey Nikhita here is the article I was talking about. *proceeds to read off her computer* Kripa: Middle school warns that snorting smarties may lead to nasal maggots Nikhita: Oh!
#13016
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⚐ ReportRose: I guess we have to do problem 24 now. I was hoping we would run out of time.
#13015
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⚐ ReportHinkle, to Michael: You're a senior, so you don't get to play Monopoly with us, so we won't get to see your violent ways within.
#13014
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⚐ ReportSmrek: As a child, I had an imaginary sister. Smrek: I also had a real sister, but I didn't like her.