#12711

99

Dec. 12, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: who is a teacher we like? Class: Lodal! Rose: so let's say Lodal calls and says hey Rose i need 4 microwave ovens Rose: so i like him and i also kind of fear him Rose: because he will mess me up // later Rose: who is a teacher we hate? Justin: Schafer! Rose: so let's say we don't like Schafer and we also don't fear him Rose: so I tell Kirk to use this opportunity to unload two of our broken microwaves.

#12710

99

Dec. 12, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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Rose: let's say i have an employee named Kirk Rose: and Kirk does what I say. Rose: and Kirk has been morally degraded by working for me

#12709

77

Dec. 12, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Jamie: if you're David Katz Jr. then you would be David Kittens

#12708

88

Dec. 12, 2023, 2:22 p.m.

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Justin: advil is the superior drug Justin: why would you do meth when you can do advil

#12707

810

Dec. 12, 2023, 12:20 p.m.

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Veena: See those angles on the [diagram]? Either they're right ... or they're wrong. Lodal: ... Lodal: moving on.

#12706

88

Dec. 12, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Glenn: I seek out lima beans.

#12705

1414

Dec. 12, 2023, 9:18 a.m.

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Fus, over the intercom: And if you're wondering what our senior class president will be wearing for graduation, so am I! If you see them in the hall, remind them to pay for their cap and gown!

#12704

55

Dec. 12, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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O'Donovan: Did you lose points for the units? Did it hurt? Good, it's supposed to, now you won't do that again!

#12703

88

Dec. 11, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Hart: I made you an Organic Chemistry Review Packet. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12702

44

Dec. 11, 2023, 3:55 p.m.

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Jacobs: This is completely outrageous, and immoral, and scandalous Jacobs: and it works pretty well