#12799

55

Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街！

#12798

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.

#12797

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.

#12796

1012

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#12794

99

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:46 a.m.

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Adithi: Carl Woese is the best person ever Andrew: is he sexy? Andrew: i'm joking Andrew: i forgot the swim team cheer but I know they say "sexy legs"

#12793

1111

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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// Stein's giving us his high school story Nikhita: So you just showed people sexual images all day at school? Stein: Yeah, we didn't really have class.

#12792

77

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

#12791

66

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#12790

59

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

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// Through phone call Andrew Zhao: Andy Ying, Eric Yang has something to say to you. Eric: I do not. Andrew: Approve that blairbash quote of me that you said yesterday.

#12789

77

Dec. 21, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 20 "There are two ways we can go about this. When the teacher stops talking for a second, you can start talking about bullshit that's unrelated to class, or you can stop, and be quiet, and focus on what's happening in class." "Don't get mad at me, Katz! Or get mad at me, but suppress those feelings, as I often do." "I'm not going to look at the clock, because it would make me sad. ... There's no clock anyway? Great!" "Now, here's something new that will change your life. ... For the better. I have to clarify that every time." "I'm just retelling the story from october, but this time I'm using the word 'consistency' a lot." "He uses the pseudosphere, which is at my house, as part of the Christmas tree, so I don't have it with me now." "Perfect. And when I say 'perfect', I'm really crying inside. But it's only on the inside, so that's okay." "[Fus making an announcement is] the voice of nightmares." "Now we're getting to the part of this class where I make fun of Schwartz a lot." "[Schwartz is] so influenced by modern mathematics. He's like a caricature of the 21st-century mathematician." "If you ask whether something is true, Schwartz will say 'what do you mean, true? I don't care about truth! Just tell me the axioms, and give me my peanut butter sandwiches, and my water, and I'll sit in my hammock and derive the theorems.'"