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#10244
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Think geometrically. You know what this looks like. //sketches a parabola, should be y = x^2 but instead is more like y = x^2 + 10 //notices mistake, draws gigantic filled circle Schwartz: Law of Large Dots. It's fine.
#10242
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⚐ Report//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no
#10241
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
#10240
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 10 "On the other hand -- in a literal way; I'm going to the other side of the board ..." "This should cause some concern. This should cause some cognitive dissonance. This should cause some distress." "Leaving math for a moment, we will consider the real world. But we will come back soon, because no one wants to live in the real world anyway -- we'll go back to math-land." "I have steered you down a path of lies and falsehoods!" "The mortal will be subsumed by the wrath of Infinitus! Or the valour; it's up to you." "So you can choose a name for it -- or you can admit defeat. I choose to admit defeat. I will not use erf."
#10239
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⚐ Report// Duval is talking about snapdragons Michael Wang(instantly snapping awake): Snapdragons? Oh those are the things in Genshin!
#10234
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⚐ ReportDuval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student