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Dec. 16, 2021, 4:51 p.m.

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Student: What did you do at lunch? Will: Information gathering. Josh: About who? Will: I'm gathering information, not disseminating it.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

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Schwartz: We're speaking English. We have no right to complain about anything linguistic. Ever!

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about “bouncy” (elastic) and “sticky” (inelastic) collisions Schafer: Really every collision is some amount inelastic, so it’s not perfectly bouncy or sticky. Schafer: If you’re playing football and you run into someone there’s a sort of bounciness effect. Ari: people are bouncy! Schafer: ~some~ people

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Now I’m going to demonstrate an explosion. It’s not very loud or exciting. But still, this is probably the only explosion you’ve seen at school today, and the coolest part of your day.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about momentum and impulse Schafer: If Michael is walking down the street and a horse kicks him, after giving the horse a carrot for being a good horse— Michael: wait how is it a good horse? Schafer: All horses are good.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Everyone, say it: MMMomentum! So, what letter should we use to represent MMMomentum? Schafer: It’s P. Schafer: So from now on we’re going to call it pmomentum. // A few minutes later Schafer: Why is impulse written with a J? Now Michael said “jimpulse” would sound pretty ridiculous but “impulse” is from Latin. So is Spanish, and impulse in Spanish is “jimpulse” and if anybody here knows Spanish you know it’s pronounced [with the soft J]. Schafer: that’s actually all a lie but it’ll get you to remember it

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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// Pd 9 Rao (she left a sub) Sub: Alright, stop talking Students: *keep talking* Diego: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Natalia: Wow, that is so disrespectful. Diego: That's okay, I never had any respect for you.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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*submits "Daniel Zhu Memorial High School" as new name for MBHS* Jimenez: I don't know who that is. I should Google them. *submits "Daniel Zhu" as role model* Jimenez: I should really Google who Daniel Zhu is.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.