#11003

44

Oct. 19, 2022, 7:50 a.m.

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Raun: You'll find me holding a lot of wands today

#11002

77

Oct. 18, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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Nicole: Sometimes it drives me to do counter-intuitive things, like be happy.

#11001

44

Oct. 18, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: Today is Twoendsday, the worst day of the week.

#11000

1012

Oct. 18, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// Homework about an experiment with parachutes Stein: So what did you pick as your experimental units? Andy: Stein! Diego: Supporters of communism! Stein: I chose Nationals fans. // Later Stein: What would the placebo be? Diego: For the real parachute, if you pull the cord a parachute gets released from the bag. Diego: For the fake parachute, if you pull the cord, it just plays the national anthem.

#10999

1717

Oct. 17, 2022, 9:24 p.m.

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Delaney: If you think about reproduction- Delaney: That's a dangerous way to start a sentence.

#10998

3840

Oct. 17, 2022, 4:51 p.m.

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//Discussing belt and disc sander safety Annika: What if I don't put the wood flat on the table? Street: You will get hurt Street: And if the machine doesn't hurt you, I will

#10997

1313

Oct. 17, 2022, 10:36 a.m.

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//talking about sports betting Burnell: I had a very profitable weekend. Profitable! Burnell: I don't gamble. I make educated, risk managed, investments.

#10996

99

Oct. 17, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Jerry Song: There are two chromebook chargers. Andy: One for each brain cell you have! *Jerry looks around, can't find a charger* Jerry: Now they're gone, just like my brain cells!

#10995

717

Oct. 17, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Yunyi: There seems to be Salmonella within my anal tract.

#10994

55

Oct. 17, 2022, 7:51 a.m.

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Burnell: Hey man, I don't gamble. Burnell: I take educational... uh-uh guesses that sometimes bring dividends.