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#7244

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Feb. 19, 2018, 10:23 p.m.

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Student: What if you used a flamethrower to set fire to everyone? Pham: Then I save myself a lot of grading.

#7243

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Feb. 19, 2018, 8:31 p.m.

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//explaining parametric Schwartz: So let's say we throw the duck. Student: That's animal abuse! Schwartz: No it's not, we're throwing a duck.

#7241

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Feb. 17, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

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Mr. Street is lecturing about Simple Machines. Mr. Street: "And what's another one?" Mr. Kaluta, trying to give a hint: "What do you use to kill a vampire?" Nicole: "Garlic?"

#7239

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Feb. 16, 2018, 3:11 p.m.

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Mogge: Are you aware of yellow lights? Some people think yellow lights mean ... speed up! As you start driving, I encourage you all to slow down when you see a yellow light so you can check your phone.

#7238

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Feb. 16, 2018, 1:55 p.m.

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//Stat pd7 Stein: ... So in this case, we're able to explain 43% of the error! Schwartz: If you can explain 43%, MCPS will give you a 50.

#7235

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Feb. 15, 2018, 8:34 p.m.

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//during r&e, street is talking about inventor and someone asks a question about inventor Street: If you need help with inventor just ask Iris //Iris Sun takes off her jacket and covers herself with it Lena: Oh look it's a solar eclipse!

#7233

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Feb. 15, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Great Gatsby presentations Brian: The author is taking a modernist approach, recognizing that the character isn’t always doing interesting things. For example, in Harry Potter, they don’t talk about him going to the bathroom. Klein: That chapter was deleted. Class: But there was actually some chapters in Harry Potter where he went to the bathroom… Klein: That part was actually interesting though. Sarah: He took an interesting shit. Klein: Harry on the Potter.

#7232

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Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 a.m.

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Pham: What happens when you touch the metal. Class: You die. Pham: No you no die. 32 people here. You need to know CPR to be in the B Block.

#7231

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Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour

#7227

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Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.