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⚐ ReportStudent: What if you used a flamethrower to set fire to everyone? Pham: Then I save myself a lot of grading.
#7243
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⚐ Report//explaining parametric Schwartz: So let's say we throw the duck. Student: That's animal abuse! Schwartz: No it's not, we're throwing a duck.
#7241
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⚐ ReportMr. Street is lecturing about Simple Machines. Mr. Street: "And what's another one?" Mr. Kaluta, trying to give a hint: "What do you use to kill a vampire?" Nicole: "Garlic?"
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⚐ ReportMogge: Are you aware of yellow lights? Some people think yellow lights mean ... speed up! As you start driving, I encourage you all to slow down when you see a yellow light so you can check your phone.
#7238
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⚐ Report//Stat pd7 Stein: ... So in this case, we're able to explain 43% of the error! Schwartz: If you can explain 43%, MCPS will give you a 50.
#7235
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⚐ Report//during r&e, street is talking about inventor and someone asks a question about inventor Street: If you need help with inventor just ask Iris //Iris Sun takes off her jacket and covers herself with it Lena: Oh look it's a solar eclipse!
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⚐ Report//Great Gatsby presentations Brian: The author is taking a modernist approach, recognizing that the character isn’t always doing interesting things. For example, in Harry Potter, they don’t talk about him going to the bathroom. Klein: That chapter was deleted. Class: But there was actually some chapters in Harry Potter where he went to the bathroom… Klein: That part was actually interesting though. Sarah: He took an interesting shit. Klein: Harry on the Potter.
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⚐ ReportPham: What happens when you touch the metal. Class: You die. Pham: No you no die. 32 people here. You need to know CPR to be in the B Block.
#7231
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⚐ ReportGrossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour
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⚐ Report//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.