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#6667
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⚐ ReportStreet: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."
#6665
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⚐ Report//2D Motion lab Mr Schafer: This ball is named karma, and it's coming for you... We can make karma come at Chris real fast.
#6664
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⚐ Report//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide! Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side. //Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O Schwartz: That's chlorine water!
#6663
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You can't spontaneously generate cars. Well, I shouldn't demotivate my students. I can't spontaneously generate cars, but you guys can do anything you believe.
#6662
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⚐ ReportMr.Street: It's fun grading stuff because I get to use a big red pen *blows raspberry while crazily doodling x's and scribbles in the air with his imaginary red pen*
#6661
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⚐ Report//Anika and Izzee are studying for physics in history Moose: Put the math away!This is history! Izzee: It's not math, it's physics.
#6660
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⚐ Report//Gabaree is lecturing about government while Vincent is doing his math homework Gabaree: Looks like you've converted all of your notes into numbers and variables! Like a equals Federalism.
#6658
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: All of you maggots- Student: ...Do you mean magnets?... Mr. Street: No, maggots.
#6657
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⚐ Report//Rajit is known for somehow always getting the extra papers in our magnet classes Rajit: Argh! It's like I'm a paper magnet!! Alan: Just like how you're a chick magnet
#6656
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⚐ ReportMr.Street: You boys in the back, don't hold hands, people are going to question Street: but then it's 2017, i guess people are supposedly allowed to do whatever they want.