#6143

911

Jan. 3, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Discussing faulty algorithms for Interval Scheduling //One counterexample that doesn't work is a staircase of jobs, each one overlapping a few others Avik (pointing to the staircase): That looks like Steven's dating schedule.

#6142

1212

Jan. 3, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.

#6133

77

Dec. 26, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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//There are cookies in Logic class, Callie takes one in each hand Callie: Yeah! Double fisting it!

#6132

57

Dec. 24, 2016, 3:04 p.m.

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//Latin 2 and 3 class Elijah: The classroom is run exactly like the Roman empire. Mr. Johnson is a consul, and I'm the emperor. Everyone thinks that Mr. Johnson's in charge, but I'm the one that actually has all of the power.

#6130

77

Dec. 21, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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Clay: Speaking of overarching incestuous themes... the RQA.

#6129

26

Dec. 21, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

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//Two classes later, the same thing is happening. We're down to 5 or 6 cards, two of which belong to Will. He's the only person who has not been called at all. Kusal: This is BS. Why is Will not getting called? Schafer: How about this? I will make a bet with you. You will pick a card from the deck. If you pick your card, you can choose to not do the next problem, and that will make up for what happened last time. If you don't pick your card...hmm, how best to torment Kusal...OK, what about this? If you don't pick your card, you can guess whose card it is. If you guess right, same deal. If you guess wrong, the next person can decide to make you do the next problem. Class: Ooooo.... Kusal: Whatever, let's do this. Class: Umm. //Schafer fans out cards face down Schafer: Ready? Kusal: Ok. I choose this card. (points to one) Schafer: Which card is yours? Kusal: Six of clubs. Schafer: It's not your card. //Class laughs Kusal: Aaaargh! Ok, let's see, whose card could it be? Aditi: Wait a sec. You said there are five cards. But the cards left are Will's two, mine, Coy's, Anna's, and Kusal's. That's six. Schafer: Oh, I took Kusal's card out a while ago. Class:... Kusal: WHAT? You lied to me! You said "if I choose my card"! Schafer: I'm sorry, when did I ever say that your card was in the deck? Kusal: You know what? Fine. I say it's Will's card. Schafer: Eight of diamonds. Coy: That's me. //Goes to next problem Class: Oh. //It's a really hard problem //Part 2 //Class starts to laugh at Kusal Coy: Hmm... Kusal: Coy, if you do this one, I will love you forever. Coy: No. (hands him the pen) Kusal: FML. Aditi: Mr. Schafer, I know how to do this one. Schafer: Well, Kusal, it looks like you've been bailed out this time. //Class sighs/laughs

#6128

55

Dec. 21, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

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//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.

#6127

68

Dec. 21, 2016, 9:05 a.m.

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//Stav and Daniel Zhu are discussing advanced math. Stav: ... Cross Product Daniel Zhu: *starts hitting monitor* DON'T SAY CROSS PRODUCT, IT'S A DIRECT PRODUCT.

#6126

35

Dec. 20, 2016, 6:09 p.m.

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//Functions Pd.1 Schwartz: So, we know that all polynomials... Shawn: Start with 10!

#6124

1212

Dec. 16, 2016, 7:21 p.m.

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//Talking about partitioning nodes to an X set and a Y set. Paul writes a Y on the board, Daniel Zhu complains that the Y is lower case. Paul: I'm sorry Daniel *erases Y and makes it serif* //Paul continues to talk and then writes a regular Y on the board again Paul: It's an upper case Y. Daniel Schaffer: You can't put serifs only on some of your Y's Haydn: You have just introduced us to three different types of Y's Daniel Schaffer: WHY would you do that? Haydn: Yeah WHY? Paul: That's a Ben Cucos Wiley moment right there. Haydn: Don't you mean a Ben Cucos Y?