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#5914

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April 30, 2016, 7:32 p.m.

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//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.

#5913

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April 29, 2016, 12:49 p.m.

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//Pham in R&E Pham: You Asian! You not supposed marry until you 35!

#5912

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April 29, 2016, 12:33 p.m.

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//Robotics is fundraising; the donut boxes have 12 donuts each Fundraiser: A dollar for a donut! Steven: How much is a whole box? Fundraiser: 12 dollars. //Steven slams the table with his hand as hard as he can

#5911

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April 28, 2016, 8:28 p.m.

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Rose: Yeah, Needwood is kinda like Wallops ... but one thousandth as cool.

#5910

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April 28, 2016, 1:25 p.m.

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// Donut Day in Statistics Stein: We're going to select who gets donuts first by random number. Shyaer! Pick a random number from 1 to 5. Shyaer: 3. Stein: I said a random num-- Shyaer, go out into the hall. We need to have a talk. You get donuts last.

#5908

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April 26, 2016, 8:37 p.m.

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Cirincione: I've posted the erection on the classroom.

#5907

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April 25, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

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// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.

#5906

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April 25, 2016, 9:15 p.m.

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//Discrete, Noah Levine teaching knapsack problem while Rose is out. Noah: If I am packing a lunch for my child, clearly I do not have an infinite number of xylophones to maximize their vitamin D intake.

#5905

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April 24, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

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//A bunch of random people run into 4th period precal and do a really weird Earth Day presentation that involves a superhero named Earth Man and some elements Giles: Did everyone else see that too?

#5904

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April 22, 2016, 3:08 p.m.

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// Magnet Statistics, Stein complaining about Republicans who deny climate change Stein: So the deniers have this two word sound bite that basically means α=.00000001, called "sound science." Stein: And then there's this other two word sound bite that describes people who are absolutely sure that climate change exists, and will do everything to stop it. It's called-- Raphael: Al Gore.