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⚐ Report//Pd. 1 freshman chem Debbie: But Costco pizza is so cheap! Lodal: yes, but going to Costco is such a cost.
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⚐ ReportCooper: Who was that one asian violinist that was really good Cooper: His name was like three parts Alex: idk Cooper: Oh yeah, Yo Yo Ma! Alex: ...
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⚐ Report//four-person Analysis 2 class after seniors left, one absent Schwartz: A quarter of my class is absent! Schwartz, later, to the others: Which of you will be absent on thursday? Student: I'll be absent Schwartz: Oh, I was joking about that. Then one of [you other two] will be absent on friday. Schwartz: And on tuesday, only I'll be here. Schwartz: It goes from five, to four, to three, to two, to one. Slowly, our numbers diminish.
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⚐ Report// Jesse Jing doesn't see the cinnamon rolls in the hallway Jesse Jing: Where did you get the cinammon roll? Pavan: Open your eyes, you're Asian!
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⚐ ReportQuantum video: Across the ocean, a particularly savvy Yankee had other ideas. Jerry Song: Andrew Tate.
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⚐ ReportQuantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!
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⚐ Report// Tournament of Champions Henry V(as Napoleon): My response to all of my opponent's claims are "nuh uh".
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⚐ ReportStudent: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.
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⚐ ReportAndrew Zhao: Leo, say something stupid. Leo: ...what? Andrew Zhao: I need upvotes on Blairbash.