#12789

77

Dec. 21, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

⚐ Report

//chaotic rose anthology, december 20 "There are two ways we can go about this. When the teacher stops talking for a second, you can start talking about bullshit that's unrelated to class, or you can stop, and be quiet, and focus on what's happening in class." "Don't get mad at me, Katz! Or get mad at me, but suppress those feelings, as I often do." "I'm not going to look at the clock, because it would make me sad. ... There's no clock anyway? Great!" "Now, here's something new that will change your life. ... For the better. I have to clarify that every time." "I'm just retelling the story from october, but this time I'm using the word 'consistency' a lot." "He uses the pseudosphere, which is at my house, as part of the Christmas tree, so I don't have it with me now." "Perfect. And when I say 'perfect', I'm really crying inside. But it's only on the inside, so that's okay." "[Fus making an announcement is] the voice of nightmares." "Now we're getting to the part of this class where I make fun of Schwartz a lot." "[Schwartz is] so influenced by modern mathematics. He's like a caricature of the 21st-century mathematician." "If you ask whether something is true, Schwartz will say 'what do you mean, true? I don't care about truth! Just tell me the axioms, and give me my peanut butter sandwiches, and my water, and I'll sit in my hammock and derive the theorems.'"

#12788

-59

Dec. 20, 2023, 3:49 p.m.

⚐ Report

Eric Y.: Oooh oooh!!! BLAIRBASH!

#12787

1010

Dec. 20, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

⚐ Report

Charles: My saying is that if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Charles: It's only cheating if you get caught. Charles: I have a promising career as a politician. Charles: I would be the most corrupt of them all.

#12786

66

Dec. 20, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

⚐ Report

Choir: [Comes in and sings the Rudolph song] Kirk: Wow, Mr Rose doesn't care about this at all, he just want to see Agnesi Rose: ...yuh

#12785

99

Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#12783

55

Dec. 20, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

⚐ Report

Ryan Kelting: Ms. P what do you think... Prentice: what do i think RYAN stands for? it stands for Ryan You're A Nuisance

#12782

55

Dec. 20, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

⚐ Report

Kian: is anyone who is sane gonna do this? Kian: i am not sane

#12781

1214

Dec. 20, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

⚐ Report

Andrew Zhao: I always skip leg day. Smolen: Never skip leg day! Leg day is the best day.

#12780

06

Dec. 20, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

⚐ Report

Andrew Zhao: will you lick my feet for 20 bucks?

#12779

24

Dec. 20, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

⚐ Report

Jacobs: If you see me throwing my computer across the classroom, don't worry. Jacobs: I'm just having a mental breakdown.