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⚐ ReportAndrew: When's Independence Day again? //Proceeds to google "independence day date" Andrew: Oh
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⚐ Report//Pd. 1 Analysis, we're watching The Princess Bride Giant from the movie: Why do you wear your mask? Were you burned by acid or something? Masked man: No, it's just very comfortable. I do believe everyone will be wearing one in the future. //The whole class starts laughing
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⚐ ReportRose: Wait a minute, where's Alma? // Student lifts giant stuffed panda in air Rose: No, that's not Alma.
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⚐ Report// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?
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⚐ ReportRose: My daughter's been brainwashed by Disney for the last 9 months. She's gone. We lost her.
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⚐ Report// talking about health class Colin: the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy is abstinence-- Al: OR BE GAY!
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⚐ ReportGabaree: If you want me to stay alive long enough to grade your project, then don't use those songs. Gabaree: Now, if you're looking to knock off a couple of teachers off the board, go ahead
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Children! Come get your wipes! Katz: What about the seniors, who might not be children? Roberts: Seems to me like the seniors are more children than the rest of you.