#10247

1012

March 10, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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//feels hard region of Student's shoulder Sudhish: Ooh, have you been working out your shoulders? Student: ... no, that's a bone. Sudhish: Oh, it is? Oh, yeah. I also have bones. I'm not a snake.

#10246

1212

March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

#10245

1010

March 10, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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// Cow eye dissection Bosse: Eye juice, yum!

#10244

99

March 10, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Think geometrically. You know what this looks like. //sketches a parabola, should be y = x^2 but instead is more like y = x^2 + 10 //notices mistake, draws gigantic filled circle Schwartz: Law of Large Dots. It's fine.

#10242

88

March 10, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no

#10241

88

March 10, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10240

55

March 10, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 10 "On the other hand -- in a literal way; I'm going to the other side of the board ..." "This should cause some concern. This should cause some cognitive dissonance. This should cause some distress." "Leaving math for a moment, we will consider the real world. But we will come back soon, because no one wants to live in the real world anyway -- we'll go back to math-land." "I have steered you down a path of lies and falsehoods!" "The mortal will be subsumed by the wrath of Infinitus! Or the valour; it's up to you." "So you can choose a name for it -- or you can admit defeat. I choose to admit defeat. I will not use erf."

#10239

2323

March 10, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Duval is talking about snapdragons Michael Wang(instantly snapping awake): Snapdragons? Oh those are the things in Genshin!

#10237

1717

March 10, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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Duval: Mr. Rose had a beautiful widow's peak. Jerry: Mr. Rose has hair?

#10236

79

March 10, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry: I like your phenotypes, Johnny. Johnny: nobody asked.