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March 26, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem //Mateo looks a bit like Jay Leno Pham (to class): You supposed to have done 8 lab by now! How many you do? One! Mateo: Yeah! High five? (air high five to Pham) Pham: No Jay, that bad. Maybe I'm gonna drop you grade to B! Mateo: That's not nice, Mr. Pham. Pham: Who say I'm nice?

#4811

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March 25, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

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Rose's GChat status: current grades in Discrete are hilarious (and hilariously bad) // shockingly high percentage of my Functions class gonna get an A this quarter... // bag of papers to grade is gloriously empty for one brief afternoon // ah, screw it, will write the Discrete test in the morning...

#4810

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March 25, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

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(in reference to Mogge and the world test tomorrow) Teddy: That punk

#4809

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March 24, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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The magnet taught us that there is nothing a teacher can do about an incompetent student. Ravioli taught us that there is nothing a student can do about an incompetent teacher. ~Anonymous

#4808

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March 24, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

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Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.

#4807

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March 23, 2014, 8:31 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Logarithmic differentiation is basically like insects barfing.

#4801

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March 20, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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//Pham explains why lab notebooks are important Pham: So you guy know that guy move to New York? Michelle: Gautham? Pham: Yeah, him! So his school, they send mail asking how many hours lab experience he have. You know what I do? Get lab notebook, look through, send reply saying 1600 hours. //Class erupts Pham: Guy, guy, guy, guy. You think they believe me? I mail them notebooks too.

#4800

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March 18, 2014, 10:41 p.m.

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//Raviolious is explaining the art project Ravioli: There hasn't been an art question on the AP yet, but one of these years...

#4799

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March 17, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

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//Hammond keeps commenting on how Schafer is teaching. Schafer: You're ruining this class! //Schafer returns to covering the photoelectric effect. Nino: Can I go to the bathroom? Schafer: _Can_ you go to the bathroom? I certainly hope so. Paul: May we get to that homework question? Schafer: Can I get through these notes first? Paul: I don't know; can you? //Class "ooh"s. Schafer: Well, actually, that's a fair question. Hammond: You know, I think you're doing a fine job of ruining this class yourself. You don't need me. Schafer: I have two words for you. Let's see if you can guess them. Hammond: "Thank you." Schafer: The two words are "salmon pickles," just so you know. Hammond: "Salmon pickles?" Schafer: Well, duh. What did you think they were? Hammond: I thought they were, "thank you." Schafer: Oh. I thought you were thanking me. Well, in any case, you're right about the second word. And the last letter of the first word. //Class "ooh"s.

#4798

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March 16, 2014, 5:16 p.m.

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// In Young's US History Young: So President Truman paid 400 million dollars to Greece and Turkey to keep them away from Communism. Daniel: Sheesh, the US just throws money at every problem. // Next class Video: The Chinese felt threatened when General Douglas MacArthur pushed the North Koreans up to the border. In the following weeks, over one million Chinese soldiers poured across the Yalu River. Daniel: Sheesh, China just throws people at every problem.