#3579

3438

Sept. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?

#3578

1420

Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#3577

1818

Sept. 19, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: I so tired. I came back at 1:30 am. Guess where I was? Students: Florida! Pham: You know me so well. You know why I was in Florida? Students: Cause you have a house there? Disney Land? Pham: No! They have Lego Land now! I go there. It so cool!

#3576

44

Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

#3575

2323

Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

#3574

1315

Sept. 19, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!

#3573

55

Sept. 18, 2011, 8:02 p.m.

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Jason: You'd have to be under a rock not to know that. Milo: A rock and a Faraday cage

#3572

1414

Sept. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Anderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.

#3571

-28

Sept. 18, 2011, 5:06 p.m.

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//After finding out that Brian DeRose rides her bus Girl: So I'm not insane. I did see you. Brian: Either that or you saw my evil twin. //Aside Becky: Your evil identical twin? Brian: Actually, he's the good twin, but don't tell anybody.

#3570

02

Sept. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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//Talking about when he saw all the dead/embalmed revolutionary leaders Swaney: I'm surprised the US hasn't done it. Especially for Reagan. They might as well have; they named everything after him.