#3328

2020

May 8, 2011, 5:16 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.

#3327

1212

May 8, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, trying to describe a student in block D Pham: What his name, I forget. He look like typical Asian face.

#3326

22

May 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl Pham: When you guy start to play the other team, I go back to my room to sleep.

#3325

97103

May 8, 2011, 5:12 p.m.

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//while taking a picture of all teams at National Science Bowl Photographer (to Blair team): On the side, could you move in please? Pham (under his breath): It so we not look fat. //later Photographer: Cross your legs in the front row! Pham (loudly): There no female first row, why they have to cross legs! //The coach of a team from Alabama turns around and gives Pham a long, dirty look //later Photographer: Smile and everyone wave at me! Pham (under his breath): Throw something at him.

#3324

1010

May 7, 2011, 2:01 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Rajan and Kendix are presenting manure power as an energy source Nathan Ng: What does PETA think of this? Rajan: No more questions! Schafer: Whoa, whoa, hold on. That's actually an interesting question. Rajan: Well... (gives some common-sense explanation) Schafer: No, no, you got it all wrong! You're looking at it from a logical viewpoint. What they're going to say is that you're enslaving the animals and stealing what's rightfully theirs. Doyung: They're entitled to their poop!

#3323

99

May 6, 2011, 10:08 p.m.

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//The tubas were having difficulty hitting a note, so Ms. Roberts (MRob) gave them some advice. Ms. Roberts: You just have to push! Push, like... like you're giving birth through your instrument! Class: O.O -awkward laughter- Ms. Roberts: ...Okay, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...

#3321

11

May 5, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

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Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.

#3320

44

May 5, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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Swaney: Hah, yeah, I bought a Mike Vick head for my dog to chew on.

#3319

33

May 5, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Boettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!

#3318

86106

May 5, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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//Sharon outside of GYM before Boys Volleyball game Sharon: Hey, black guy, you look familiar! Rick: ..? Sharon: Do you have a identical twin brother that's in my art class? Rick: I'm in your art class... Sharon: Oh, I guess that makes sense