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⚐ Report//Rose gets a call from Stein in class and says hello multiple times but no one responds Rose: Hmmm, I guess it was a pocket dial. Leora: No! He butt dialed you! Rose: That certainly makes it more exciting.
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⚐ Report//Patrick and Raanan are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon on Youtube //They proceed to receive a Blue Screen of Death
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⚐ ReportThomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.
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⚐ ReportBillings: Why do all these AP books have quotes? Myles: Confucius say "Little grasshopper extends insect class"
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⚐ Report// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.
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⚐ Report//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!
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⚐ ReportMoose: Vidya, get your hand out of [Jared's] lap! I don't want to see that till you're married! Vidya: Wha... Moose: Jared! Don't let her do that till you've promised to love and cherish each other forever and there's a ring on your finger! Jared: ...thank you sir.
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⚐ Report//On how to do well on the Lang AP. Anderson: Remember, yes you have a harpoon, and its name is Toulmin terminology... you have to take your harpoon and stab it into [the essay's] whale heart. Its giant, blubbery, whale heart.