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#2541
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⚐ ReportRose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?
#2540
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⚐ Report//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Wait, so this one reacted but the other one didn't? Pham: Yes. (pause) No! (pause) Student: But... Pham: Yes! Students: ? Pham: WHY YOU CONFUSE?!?!
#2537
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⚐ Report//shattering the english department orthodoxy Stelzner: Everyone teaches that Shakespeare was this wonderful poetic soul who believed in his art. Truth is, he was a businessman. He was a really good businessman. He wrote his plays and he made a shitload of money.
#2536
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⚐ Report//in anal chem Pham: Redox, I teach same lesson as freshman, you guy know that? Andrea: Yeah! It didn't make any sense then but now it's just easy. Pham: Yeah! Andrea: It's 'cause we're so much smarter now. Pham: Really? You guy smarter?! I didn't see anybody smarter in here!
#2535
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⚐ Report//a sub didn't show up to cover pd 2 english Verdejo: We have someone on the way. Can I trust you to not cause trouble while you're waiting? ...are you seniors? Class: Yes Verdejo: Oh heck no I can't trust you! I leave you alone and you'll be having a party up on the desks!
#2534
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⚐ Report//yelling at Minas Pham: If you keep on doing "ummmm, uhhhh, errrr," nobody listen to you!
#2529
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⚐ Report// Talking about classical music on the bus Kathryn: But wait, Beethoven is, like, really old, right? Colleen: No, Kathryn, Beethoven is dead.
#2528
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⚐ ReportAndrew RS: I wish there were like 4 Thursdays a week because there are so many things I want to do that all happen on Thursday... Danderson: I'm fairly sure you wouldn't want 4 Walstein tests a week.