#2472

141147

Nov. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

⚐ Report

//In Mod/Sim, trying to gauge students' Biology backgrounds: Pham: Have they ever explain to you why one cell become two cell and two cell become, what, four cell-- Lev: Well, when one cell loves itself very much...

#2471

79

Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

⚐ Report

Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

#2470

66

Nov. 3, 2010, 9:01 p.m.

⚐ Report

Jhyun: You're so hot, you fuse hydrogen!

#2469

46

Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

⚐ Report

//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2468

11

Nov. 3, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

⚐ Report

Steven: If it's today, then I'm screwed up a tree.

#2467

2226

Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

⚐ Report

Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!

#2465

-311

Nov. 3, 2010, 9 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.

#2464

2329

Nov. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN

#2462

44

Nov. 2, 2010, 9:05 p.m.

⚐ Report

Theresa: Okay, math. Time to get crackin'! Theresa: ...NOT to be interpreted as "Theresa is on crack."

#2461

17

Nov. 2, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

⚐ Report

//At Daniel Chen's house for an ESS project Daniel's dad: Hey I got pizza.  Oh yeah, Daniel Barg is kosher.  Can you eat this? Barg: What kind of pizza is it? Daniel's dad: It meat lovers! It has everything on it! Chen: I don't think it's kosher...