#2455

1214

Oct. 29, 2010, 11:46 p.m.

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//Alex C-G is about to make up a test he missed Pham: Did you talk to anybody about the test? Alex: (shakes head) I studied like a dog, yo. Pham: Dog don't study. Class: (laughter) Pham: What? Is not funny.

#2454

15

Oct. 29, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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//Bunday is in 345, writing on the board, while the real teacher sits back and watches Ostrander: You guys know I only pay one of the teachers in this building, right? Goodall: So what about all the other magnet teachers? Ostrander: You know what I mean.

#2453

1616

Oct. 29, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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//Whitacre is putting on Iron Man 2 Danderson: So is it legit this time? Whitacre: Well, you'll notice there's no shakiness, no background voices, and no Russian subtitles. Danderson: It could just be a better rip. Whitacre: Fine.  Look at the DVD. Danderson: Good label maker? //Whitacre pulls out DVD case and motions to smack

#2452

99

Oct. 29, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Whitacre: What did I want to be when I was a kid? I wanted to be a ninja and kill my parents. //He later admitted that he actually wanted to be an archeologist

#2451

77

Oct. 29, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: You're not too fat, you're just a good eater!

#2450

66

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:54 p.m.

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//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists?  You trying to kill Osama?  He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!

#2449

59

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure?  It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him

#2448

2020

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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//discussing marriage Whitacre: In some societies, just sex is enough to do you in. Student: Wait, so if you have sex then you're married? Whitacre: Yeah, you know, it's like you break it, you bought it!

#2447

46

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?

#2446

1515

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:54 p.m.

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//John Anderson is in Piper's room, trying to study for a test. Mr. Pham walks in. Pham: Nice shirt. //John looks at his shirt. It has 'CCCP' and has the hammer and sickle John: Thanks, Mr. Pham... Pham: Can you get me one, extra large?