#2304

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#2303

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.

#2302

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:55 p.m.

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//reviewing the answers to the all-important SAFETY TEST Pham: "You are allowed to enter the chemical preparation and storage area any time you need to get an item." Class, in unison: False. Pham: Okay, this one is false on the paper, but you guys have to do it anyway.

#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#2300

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:51 p.m.

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//describing a time that [a certain teacher] thought he was having a heart attack Pham: This during class, he feel lighthead and half of his body feel numb. One of his student walk to nurse, you know what happen to nurse? She close door at 1:00 and she left!

#2299

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//passing back essays Stelzner: Please read my comments, it took me a friggin' forever to grade these.

#2298

1010

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Pham: I put the TV in the bathroom and my wife screaming at me make me move it. But I just walk in and watch news and thing like that.

#2297

1010

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: If you don't get a 5 [on the AP], you're a shame to your family. Pham: Do not talk like Asian! Student: What? Pham: Asian talk like that! Shame to family and thing like that.

#2296

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Oct. 6, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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Brendan: So if you amputated the brainstem, would that cure fear? Mrs. Smrek: Yes, but it would also mean your heart stops and you die. //Later Brendan: What if you cut off the brainstem but left the medula there, would that get rid of phobias?

#2295

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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:53 p.m.

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Kaluta: So back when I was a kid, I found some of this stuff, and I sniffed and went "UGH!"  Turns out it was hydrochloric acid. Templin: Yeah, and you also played with mercury.