#6027

99

Sept. 19, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

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//9-19-16 was International Speak Like a Pirate Day. //An ARRRRRR joke was just made while Rose is graphing the inverse trig functions. //Mr. Hammond walks in a few moments later. Rose: Arrrrrr! A pirrrrrate's favorite graph is the arrrrrctan and arrrrrc cotan! Hammond: Arrrrrr! Well actually it's probably a parabola because when people walk off the plank they jump in an arrrrrc. Rose: We should really have been on infoflow. Hammond: Oh yeah. What is a pirate's favorite element? Class: Arrrrr-gon! Hammond: No, it's gold, you fools! Pirrrrrates don't know anything about the noble gases! You guys arrrrr all scallywags!

#6025

22

Sept. 16, 2016, 3:41 p.m.

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*Talking about upcoming events* "There's also the PSAT. Oh, and the PPSAT. You do that in the bathroom.

#6024

33

Sept. 16, 2016, 9 a.m.

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//Period 1 ADSA //Connor is doing a quadratic formula and is trying to set up throwing an error Connor: Nick how did u set up your error? I copied it exactly from the specs but every time I do it it just gives me an error... Jerry scrolls up through his code, realizes it Jerry: Wait that's what it's supposed to do Eli bursts into laughter //While I was submitting this Paul caught me and made me change Nick to Jerry

#6023

55

Sept. 13, 2016, 6:12 p.m.

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Davis: "You were retreating from the enemy force at a much faster pace than honorable."

#6022

55

Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#6021

-11

Sept. 13, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

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//Finding the inverse of a matrix in class Rose: It takes about 10 minutes, so do it!

#6020

22

Sept. 8, 2016, 8:25 p.m.

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Davis: "There are people who want your bodies for Tuesday."

#6019

44

Sept. 8, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.

#6018

33

Sept. 7, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"

#6017

810

Sept. 6, 2016, 9:52 p.m.

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(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...