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#5475

2222

April 29, 2015, 9:26 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, discussing the tissue paper hot air balloon lab. Elliot: Wait, isn't tissue paper flammable? Pham: *smiling* Of course! You light, it burn all up! Elliot: So why would we use flames to...? Pham: Cause it fun to watch when you fail! Guy, you don't know me well yet.

#5474

1212

April 29, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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Teddy: If you can't breathe you can't fail me!

Jokingly threatening Whitacre. Whitacre says that seniors still need to turn in work, and Teddy offers him a Chipotle gift card to induce heart disease.

fail, whitacre, teddy

#5473

911

April 29, 2015, 10:56 a.m.

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Skyler: I got a perfect score on the NLE! Maybe now I'll be able to get into college! Pham: No. Perfect not good enough.

The NLE is the National Latin Exam

pham

#5472

-113

April 25, 2015, 3:03 p.m.

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//Walking to class at Wallops, Shyaer points out that the drawstring of his sweatpants is really long. Ben: Shyaer, not only does your outfit repel ticks, but it repels women.

#5470

35

April 22, 2015, 4:16 p.m.

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//A counselor had a long family connections account discussion with Klein's Pd. 4 Lang //After she finishes and is preparing to leave: Eisenstein: "Now, originally we were going to have you guys all do a reading quiz. But because we don't have enough time left in class, I'll give you guys a pass on this quiz." Counselor: "You're welcome!"

#5469

17

April 22, 2015, 9:40 a.m.

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Pham: ...what's after 9?

We were going through Greek number prefixes

pham

#5467

-210

April 21, 2015, 9:28 p.m.

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//Physics team meeting Mike: So say you have a solar system. Victor: That's like a pretty big system! Mike: But not as big as your mom!

Victor is constantly, as Mike puts it, "undermining Mike" during physics team meetings. In response, Mike usually insults Victor in some way, shape, or form.

mike, victor, system, team, physics

#5466

2931

April 21, 2015, 7:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, anybody know what date it is? Matthew: Four-twenty? Mr. Pham: You know what that mean? Matthew: Uhh..... Mr. Pham: Senior grade due in five days! Matthew: That's exactly what I was thinking.

In some places, four-twenty means something else.

pham, matthew

#5465

1212

April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?

#5464

1010

April 21, 2015, 6:49 p.m.

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//Discussing Blair's lockdown due to an armed robbery nearby Eleanor: Wheaton and Northwood both had lockdowns because of it, but St. Bernadette's didn't do anything. Ms. Adamson: They just prayed.