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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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Freeman: Sometimes Dubai is called the Las Vegas of the UAE. People would be like, "Yo Rashid, look at me up on this Bentley!"

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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.

#4597

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Oct. 1, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

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Freeman: Let's get some attendance up in this mofo!

#4596

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Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!

#4595

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Sept. 30, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

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//During AP World, Talking about Greeks being great artists Whitacre: Who was a famous artist in Ancient Greece? Agam: Michaelangelo? Matthew: Isn't that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Not to mention that Michaelangelo was much later than the Ancient Greeks, but Matthew isn't wrong...

whitacre, agam, matthew

#4593

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Sept. 26, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

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//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!

#4591

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Sept. 25, 2013, 9:44 p.m.

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Freeman: Algeria had a lot of French people. Not like Africans who speak French, but actual white guys with cigarettes.

#4590

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Sept. 21, 2013, 2:05 p.m.

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//During 6th lunch in the Chem Help side room, while groups are frantically trying to finish their P-Chem lab //Cathy is dumping excess chemicals into a beaker Shubham: Hey, isn't that my group's beaker? It says Mukund on it. Cathy: Oh, this is the waste disposal beaker. Shubham: So Mukund is a chemical disposal beaker now? Cathy: Yep.

#4589

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Sept. 21, 2013, 1:16 p.m.

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//Ms. Beach is lecturing about the scene in Odysseus when Odysseus' dog dies Beach: I just love dogs, they're so faithful and loyal, you know? Brian: I love dogs too, they taste delicious.

#4585

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Sept. 19, 2013, 7:11 p.m.

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At Physics Team, doing dimensional analyis Mike: By the way, what does atan(1 meter) equal? \\Various people are confused, come up with answers Mike: It equals 'You're a moron, atan only takes dimensionless quantities'.