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⚐ Report//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.
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⚐ Report//Explaining jerk Rose: Let's say there's a speed camera nearby so you're driving at 25 mph... because there's really no other reason to drive at 25 mph.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Backus is subbing in for Duval. Backus: I need you to write your names REALLY BIG, my eyes aren't as good as they used to be. Cathy: Ugh...
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⚐ Report//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst. *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?
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⚐ Report//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing
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⚐ Report//Mr. Stein gave out articles to read in his Sports Statistics class. He just sent out an e-mail. Stein: This kid who lives in my house says I never gave him a copy of the article...
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⚐ ReportMr. Grossman: Before 9-11, you would arrive to the airport 10 minutes before your flight and go through security with your concealed weapon.
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⚐ Report//Rose is proving the product rule. Rose: Just so you guys don't think I'm pulling a fast one on you, I'm going to expand this out... //Hammond immediately enters. Hammond: Mr. Rose, stop pulling a fast one on these children!
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⚐ Report//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?
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⚐ Report//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm. This one is about....Home Office Stress toys. The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets. Then...Robots...Talking. Yeah. This one...Mosquito humping. And this..is about drinking too much vodka. Uhhh....this....Hmm. Robot Doctors...Alright. This one...is..just finding oil. Hm. Magma...Volcanos. And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this