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1616

Feb. 14, 2013, 10:36 p.m.

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Ravilious: What are the most important inventions in history? Person 1: Printing press. Person 2: Gunpowder. Adrianne : Calculus.

#4438

77

Feb. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

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Grossman: I have a feeling that you all will pair off and make bad decisions with each other.

#4436

59

Feb. 14, 2013, 2:18 p.m.

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Po: You're so basic, your pH is 14.

#4435

57

Feb. 14, 2013, 6:43 a.m.

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Jordan Schneider: Have you ever thought you could do a better job than Google? Learn why you're wrong!

#4433

17

Feb. 12, 2013, 5:20 p.m.

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//After ranting about some chicken connection to Looney Tunes that none of the students understood Duval: Come on, guys! Where's all your chicken knowledge? Cathy: In my stomach.

#4432

1616

Feb. 12, 2013, 10:24 a.m.

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Avikar: I want to be pope!

#4431

88

Feb. 12, 2013, 8:01 a.m.

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Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.

#4430

410

Feb. 11, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: What's the difference between a paradox and an oxymoron? Klein: An oxymoron is a distilled paradox. Like jumbo shrimp... Or military intelligence.

#4429

99

Feb. 11, 2013, 9:50 a.m.

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Allen: Wait, Jacob, you went to SSI? Jacob: Yeah. Allen: Did you get mugged?

#4428

55

Feb. 10, 2013, noon

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//Playing Project M on Viju's laptop in Mr. Kaluta's room Kaluta: Okay hold on, this is getting a bit out of hand. How were your grades last semester? Some kids: We got straight A's! Other kids and Bob: I only had one B. Mufasa: (to Bob) Wait. Then how many C's did you get?