#12302

55

Oct. 12, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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"euphoria has all five syllables of the alphabet" - a random freshie 2023

#12301

99

Oct. 12, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Rose: I'm mad all the time, for different reasons.

#12300

1616

Oct. 12, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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sahu: after becoming a high school teacher, i've become, like 20% more emo.

#12299

66

Oct. 12, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

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Delaney: the bacteria die screaming Delaney: you can hear them scream

#12298

66

Oct. 12, 2023, 12:41 p.m.

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sahu: i guess you could just dance alone in your room

#12297

88

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:59 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I am actively anti-Barbie. O'Donovan: Everything about it is so bad. Shriyan: Did you watch the movie? O'Donovan: Yeah, and I hated it even more after watching it. O'Donovan: If I had a daughter and she played with Barbie I would probably die.

#12296

55

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Jerry Song: My favorite word is homoscedasticity. Jerry: My second favorite word is balls. Jerry: Do you know what my favorite phrase is now? Jerry: Homoscedasticity balls!

#12295

1010

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:22 a.m.

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O'Donovan: This girl just walked into my class during lunch. O'Donovan: I was wondering if she was getting academic support but she said she was in here for class. O'Donovan: I told her it was lunch, and she was like "is it really?" O'Donovan: God bless America.

#12294

33

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Geraldus III: I'm going to pickle your balls

#12292

010

Oct. 12, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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Justin: I think cultural appropriation is a good thing.