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⚐ Report// innovation lesson Kirk: Mr. Rose, they’re making us breathe instead of do math Rose: i would just breathe faster.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!
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⚐ ReportZiyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for
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⚐ ReportYongle: Citizen's United has 1.6 stars. Yongle: but you can't give less than 1 star Gabaree: that's nice. it's like the 50% rule
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⚐ Report// Jacobs says hi to a student in the hallway Jacobs: You know why I say "I'll see you" right? Jacobs: I always see my students in the hallway but never in my classroom.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!
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⚐ ReportLodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite
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⚐ ReportPrange, as a substitute: Your teacher, Ms Hart, is so organised that she can be absent and still have tests ready for you to take in class, fully prepared, in folders. Jeremy: What's it about? Alkene and alkyne addition reactions? What are those? It must be for another class. Prange: I'm not that much of a sucker. //later Prange: She said the quiz should take 15 minutes, which means you'll spend 30 minutes on it -- I know how these things go.
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⚐ Reportsahu: *gets call* sahu: hello? ???: your car is in the gara-- sahu: you have the wrong number!! sahu: *hangs up*