Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

#4129

1515

May 7, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: Wait...so like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.

#4128

1113

May 7, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

⚐ Report
//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!

#4127

5157

May 7, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

⚐ Report
//During InfoFlow in Functions InfoFlow: Remember, this week is teacher appreciation week...remember to thank your teacher. Students: Thank you Mr. Rose!! Rose: Words have no meaning. I want dumplings!!!

#4126

-1014

May 7, 2012, 5:06 p.m.

⚐ Report
//During lunch while trying to fix Paul's headphones... Alex: Don't wiggle it, you asshole! Paul: You can't just not wiggle it. Alex: That's what she said...

#4125

44

May 6, 2012, 10:19 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Explaining why books in English class are depressing Gibboney: Most great writers are hermetic alcoholics.

#4124

22

May 4, 2012, 8:58 a.m.

⚐ Report
Mike: If I didn't write that book report, Jesus Christ would be alive!

#4122

22

May 3, 2012, 6:58 p.m.

⚐ Report
Mr.Stein: Mama stein ain't been raisin' no dummies

#4121

55

May 3, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

⚐ Report
//AP World Review: Ravilious (to students): Here, have some cheese sticks. Mogge: String cheese and cheese sticks are different. Ravilious: You just pointed out how old I am, but you are almost as old as me! Mogge: No, I am older than you. I passed 30 a long time ago.

#4120

88

May 3, 2012, 3 p.m.

⚐ Report
Sub for POE: I'm gunna jump out of here like a Kangaroo

#4119

1212

May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

⚐ Report
Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!