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#11926

1010

June 2, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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// Mr. Kyei comes back to Blair Foster: Yeah, he came back to return his Chromebook.

He teaches part time at Northwood and at UMD now

foster, kyei

#11925

1010

June 2, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Ethan, upon introduction to some gay people: Oh shoot! There's more lesbians!

#11924

59

June 2, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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// Going on a tangent Schwartz: We don't care about the middle, this is just like reading books. Schwartz: The only book I was unable to finish was the Great Gatsby in 11th grade. Schwartz: I get that the characters are supposed to be detestable, but I just couldn't stand them. // Later Schwartz: If you want to write about Shakespeare, all you have to do is go to an arbitrary page and pick a word from a longer passage. Schwartz: Then write an essay about how profound that word is and how Shakespeare was such a great writer for using that word.

#11923

-15

June 1, 2023, 7:34 a.m.

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// Watching documentary on China Seat: What is Alibaba? Andy: The Chinese black market!

#11922

1111

May 31, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Ostrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules

ostrander was standing near the air purifier and commenting how the wind felt nice on his armpits.

kirk, ostrander

#11921

1414

May 31, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Ostrander *whispering to Sahu*: So you make all this shit up and [inaudible]

teacher cursing in class!?!?!? //mod note: Ostrander's not a teacher

kirk, ostrander, sahu

#11920

46

May 31, 2023, 2:50 p.m.

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Kirk: I should get something. Jamie: *i* should get something!?

#11919

1113

May 31, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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//continuation of 11918 Kirk: You've never been sunburnt!? Sahu: I don't think I spent enough time outside [for that to happen].

#11918

1416

May 31, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Kirk: You know the feeling you get when you get sunburned? Sahu: I think I'm too dark to get sunburned Kirk: I get sunburned very easily Ethan: I wonder why

#11917

1717

May 31, 2023, 9:59 a.m.

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Smolen: In the middle school I used to work at, the kids found a way to hide their vapes in the ceiling tiles. Smolen: The security was literally in the ceilings.