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#11601
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⚐ Report// orgo field trip O’Donovan: Does everyone have a seat on the bus? O’Donovan: If not, we can tie you to the top of the bus. There’s lots of fresh air.
#11600
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⚐ Report//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...
#11599
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⚐ Report//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.
#11598
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⚐ ReportBosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.
#11597
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⚐ ReportAnderson: There's no milk in space. Raun: There's the Milky Way! Anderson: If anyone doesn't know this, I'm sorry to ruin it for you: Anderson: ... the Milky Way isn't actually made of milk. Isaiah: Inconcievable! Sean: Heretic!
#11596
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: *sneezes* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: Thanks. Jsong: *sneezes again* Sean: Bless you. Jsong: I have been blessed by The Sean. Jsong: A life of prosperity awaits.
#11595
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⚐ ReportXan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.
#11593
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⚐ Report// Writing something on the board Schwartz: I can almost fit it in. Evan Wang: That’s what she said.
#11592
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⚐ ReportBosse: Today I asked my morning class, which was very small and quiet, if the pace was going too fast for them. Bosse: I didn't get a response.