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⚐ ReportMrs. Stelzner: Innovation is great and helpful! Stelzner: Today we are talking about trusted adults //Stelzner holds up fingers as if it were a camera frame Stelzner: I'm a trusted adult!
#13059
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⚐ Report//Quantum physics Eva *reaching for sour patch*: "I need high." Eva, a few seconds later: "I should bite the head off first that's how you prevent pain." *starts laughing maniacally*
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⚐ ReportJerry Lu: Happy birthday Reed! *pause* Jerry: That just exhausted my entire social battery today.
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⚐ ReportMrs. Appino:*listing words that rhyme with Blue* You, grew, new, Jew... be careful with that one.
#13055
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⚐ ReportGlenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My daughter told me the other day "I asked Bernard to be my valentine." // Later Glenn: So last night Alice was calling her dad and said "I asked Bernard to be my valentine". Glenn: And her dad said "well I guess you could ask him for his parents' number and arrange a playdate". Glenn: Alice said "if Bernard comes over it will be a real date". // Later Glenn: I'll scope him out. Glenn: I'll tell him to sit down. Glenn: "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
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⚐ ReportGrace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!
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⚐ ReportAndy: I lost track of all the lunar new year animals, what animal is it this year again? Nikhil, Stephen: dragon Andy: Dragon deez nuts across your face