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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Volleyball is like a net sport in the same way basketball is a net sport!
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⚐ ReportIsak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid
#12874
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⚐ Report// Last year, chorus comes into the piano room and does goofy stuff Andrei: Wait they have to sing notes!? Andrei: They have to sing a melody? Andrei: I thought they just talked funny!
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⚐ ReportKlees: you know, i used to wear bow ties Klees: but i've grown up Klees: my balls dropped
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.
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⚐ ReportRose: Y'all are obnoxious. Rose: be anti-obnoxious Rose: that's called cooperative
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⚐ ReportWoodward: We have some extra time, you should use it to study Woodward: Or don't, I'm not the boss of you Woodward: Well, I guess I kind of am...
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⚐ ReportWoodward: So suppose you guys have abused too many drugs. Woodward: Or- No, suppose you have had to take drugs all your life and your vestibular system is damaged because of it
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⚐ Report//chaotic diego anthology, january 12 *talking as he types up a hypothetical* "David [Katz] makes me angry with big words I don't understand, so I punch myself in the crotch." "I love it when I get to read free scientific articles." "If I can't get the whole article for free, I'll just read the abstract, and tell people I read the article -- but I'll read the whole article later, if I ever get the opportunity." "I remember when I was a kid and discovered that the electric fly-swatter doesn't actually hurt that much. I had so much fun with that." "Oh, the article starts with a quote from Paradise Lost. This is how you know it's a really good article." "[Katz's] laugh is like an electric shock from the fly-swatter." "I think [Losekamp would] look really good with a long wizard-beard."